Mutant Pygmy Corn

That's it.  I'm done trying to grow vegetables.  This is why grocery stores were invented.

How do you manage to grow corn that doesn't even sprout all its kernels?  I mean, even if you grow veggies that are smaller than the ones in the market, they're complete pieces.  These were so awful, I didn't even try to eat them.  One was so scary, I didn't even finish taking off the husk.

I'm going to stick to the cooking part of the food chain from now on.